Moving In!

How do I start off my blog?
Give you some life long story about how I am a 22 year old mother who lives with her parents, and a whole zoo of people. Okay.

My name is Kelley, and I live in Rohnert Park, California. (just for those creep-os out there). I have a daughter named Corynn. She is 3 and crazy. Like not normal 3 year old crazy. Like.. Who put speed in your cereal this morning? crazy.

I have a fiance named Grant. He is one of the soul contributors to this house *NOT*. He goes to culinary school and is a pretty good cook. He is a job and a half, but I love him all the same. We will be getting married sometime this fall. Which I guess is just enough time to get my weight down for me to wiggle into a wedding dress.

My mom (in case you don't know her she is cukiemunstr) put blogging in my brain and I finally decided to buckle down and do it. We wont follow each other, so I thought why not!? A good place to vent and share my glories with out the drama of people getting offended at every word I lay down.

I am reserved and I am not a verbal person. Aside from when it comes to Grant, I bite back my issues and take a deep breath. Who is that good for!? Not me!! I wanna be able to go postal on people who irritate me sometimes. Not too good for my skin though.

I am on the shorter side of people. Meaning, I'm small. Petite-ish. I have small hands, small feet, a small head, small frame, BIG BUTT. Okay not huge. I hope. I just found out I fall in the category of OBESE. Why me!? Obese? Am I really? GOD I HOPE NOT! I am a mama! I can't be a super model size anymore! The heaviest I am able to be (without being in the *OVER WEIGHT* category) is 115 lbs. That is.... 50 pounds. Yes ladies and g-e-n-t-l-e-m-e-n. I am 155 - 153 lbs. I know its not too much. I have been up to 170, and for my height.. that's a lot.

I do dorky things at times. Actually more than I'd like to admit. To add on my inability to understand many jokes I am clumsy as hell. I have never met a person who can fall 4 times and seriously hurt themselves in a span of 5 days. ARGH!

Well I guess that's it for now. I am betting that's a pretty (or slightly) thorough biography.